Dr Fixit (341 - 350)
341 'He started banging the trunks of trees, screaming out loud: "Even if your sting is like a bee's; you can tie and crush like a python or your venom is close to that of a scorpion or your weight is quite like a mature redwood, I've come to seek you out in your neighbourhood and prove to all I'm the undisputed champ globally in all-round fight where we'd clamp our arms like wrestlers, turn our frames to punching bags like boxers or fly like cranes 342 '"and rain kicks on ourselves like pros in martial arts. The one with the tussle, kicks or blows - you're the one I'm here for. I say, come out. You're a darn idiot if you chicken out!" When Bragado stopped banging and shouting, the forest was quiet except for the cackling of the Great Blue Turaco telling the time. The leafage was awashed with bright sunshine. Bragado again marched forward along the track, cursing loudly Saucy Pauper for daring to crack 343 'such a senseless jo...